had a closing shift last night and drank a bit at a coworkers place and then we all talked for so late the buses stopped running and we decided to just walk for over an hour home and now i’m opening today😺👍 ideal

bammtoris:

Jeremy allen White looks exactly like that bird snoopy is friends with

(via barstoolblues)

so close to losing the idgaf awards rn

brnunderpunches:

installing instagram threads so irls can see my awesome vowel joke👍

i’m kidding it’s awful and terrible and horrible and bad barf

installing instagram threads so irls can see my awesome vowel joke👍

fruit names for girls: clementine